June 20, 2018

Programming Language Hot Takes

  • Python - BEHOLD, THE UNDERSCORES OF MY PEOPLE
  • Ruby - BEHOLD, THE INVERTED IF STATEMENTS OF MY PEOPLE
  • Go - BEHOLD, THE COPY/PASTE OF MY PEOPLE
  • Java - BEHOLD, THE BOILERPLATE WORKFLOWS OF MY PEOPLE
  • C - BEHOLD, SEGMENTATION FAULT CORE DUMPED
  • C++ - BEHOLD, THE TEMPLATE EXPANSION OF MY PEOPLE
  • C# - BEHOLD, THE SYNTACTIC SUGAR OF MY PEOPLE
  • Rust - BEHOLD, THE UNWRAP OF MY PEOPLE
  • JavaScript - BEHOLD, THE CALLBACK OF this.PEOPLE.then(getMyTribalGroupOfTheMonth())
  • Haskell - BEHOLD, THE unsafeDo (IO x) => x OF MY PEOPLE
  • Lisp - BEHOLD, (THE (PARANTHESES (OF MY PEOPLE)))
  • Forth - BEHOLD PEOPLE MY DICTIONARY OF SENTENCE

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